She was standing in the kitchen, preparing to boil eggs for breakfast, wearing only the t-shirt that she slept in.
I walked in barely awake. She turned and said softly, 'You've got to make love to me this very moment.'
My eyes lit up. I thought, 'I am either still dreaming, or this is going to be a great day.'
I embraced her and gave her my all, right there on the kitchen table.
Afterwards she said, 'Thanks,' and returned to the stove, her t-shirt still around her neck.
A little puzzled, I asked, 'What was that all about?'
She replied, 'The egg timer's broken.'
Women are so mean.
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