SATCHMO

1. I talk to plants. Sometimes they talk back
2. I met Yo Yo Ma and Richie Havens on the same day in two separate incidents.
3. I make random strange sound effects during conversations and people think its weird.
4. When I hear the rain start to fall i think I'm being forgiven for something.
5. Gym Class Heroes used to play shows in my living room.
6. I have a sacred heart tattoo on my left calf and an om on my right and the two together represent how I feel about life.
7. I'm left-handed.
8. I love girls and fall in love way too easily.
9. I roll my own smoke cigarettes. Very sophisticated like, not in the manner of bums and derelicts.
10. I love to smoke weed, but I'm also very selective about when partake.
11. My favorite time to eat is right after sex.
12. If i don't like the way a girl kisses me I can't continue to date her.
13. Today I have been officially divorced by a terrible kisser. (no more exceptions to #12)
14. I like to wear condoms. sometimes when I'm bored I just put them on.
15. I start getting anxiety if I'm close to the end of a book and I don't know what I'm gonna' read next.
16. I love scotch. The gentleman's drink of choice.
17. Jazz makes me happy.
18. Luckenbach, Texas is to me what Mecca is to Muslims.
19. I love morning sex.
20. I was born the same year Starbuck's was established.
21. I make my own herbal medicine and teas.
22. It used to freak me out that girls poop & fart.
23. I think way too much for my own good sometimes.
24. I think having a penis is neat.
25. I'm going to bed.