I used to go on all these "free stuff" websites all night and rack up.
I remember getting:
A free jellybean
A cigar cutter
Box of napkins
Pack of 2 condoms
Wristband
Ink pen
I would have been satisfied with that, but these lovely companies sold off my address to all the spam mail businesses in the country, apparently.
Junk mail, ftw.
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