Here we have a thread to unveil your most embarassing moments when it comes to trying to make out certain song lyrics.
I have quite a few, but the most recent one I can think of is Dire Straits' 'Money For Nothing'. I used to think, up until about a week or so ago, that the chorus line 'Money For Nothing, Chicks For Free' as actually 'Cheques' for free

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Let us hear yours (I
may post more when I remember them).