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Originally Posted by ohkasey
That's the wisest beard observation yet.
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Why thank you.
Also, dear beard enthusiasts:
- Thin beard strips are not a substitute for a jaw line.
- If your beard grows from your lower neck, it ceases to be a beard and becomes a chinchilla scarf. Shave it.
- Shaving designs into your beard should only be something Mr. T would attempt.
- If you find yourself using a hair dryer on your beard after a shower, it's time to trim or join a motorcycle gang.