Ooh, how about "Girls of Porn" by Mr. Bungle? That's pretty much the ultimate masturbation song. It's pretty hard (no pun intended) to beat (no pun intended) these lyrics:
My hand gets tired and my dick gets sore
But the girls of porn want more
So I flip throught the pages one more time
And I just let the jism fly
If you've never heard the song I'd just like to add that these lyrics are quite soulfully sung.
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