The Self Stimulation Thread
It's about time for a thread dedicated to a favorite past time of MB members and in fact almost all people around the world, a thread dedicated to songs about masturbation.
Call it what you like, flogging the dolphin, bruising the beaver, milking the snake, choking the chicken or any other adjective\animal metaphor.
Maybe you prefer to refer to it as slapping the salami, pounding the meat, circling the wagons, coddling the conch shell or addressing the abalone regardless here is a short list of songs about stroking it, hopefully with a little time you can make it grow.
Pump it Up and Mystery Dance - Elvis Costello
Turning Japanese - The Vapors
Darling Nikki - Prince
Holiday Song - The Pixies
Praying Hands - Devo
Pictures of Lilly - The Who
Dancing with myself - Billy Idol
She Bop - Cindi Lauper
Longview - Green Day
My Ding-a-ling - Chuck Berry
Additional submissions:
Orgasm Addict - The Buzz****s
Blister in the Sun - The Violent Femmes
Girls of Porn - Mr. Bungle
I Touch Myself - DiVinyls
The Key to her Ferrari - Thomas Dolby
Jellyfish - He's My Best Friend
Thinking About You - Radiohead
I'll submit one maybe for ya'lls approval
"Rocket Man"
Is this about doing the no pants solo dance?
Get to it people...
and when your done think of some songs about it.
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Last edited by Son of JayJamJah; 05-21-2009 at 01:18 PM.
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