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Originally Posted by right-track
I don't have a moustache.
My thumb looks like it's just been hit with an hammer and why does my throat looked like it's been cut?
I do have red eyes though.
Not bad for a Jock. i.e; a small step up from a cave painting. 
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Well you have now,
your thumb is naturally bigger than the rest of the fingers on your hand.
Your throat hasn't been cut (yet) unless you've been caught by the pure mad mental rockers b

. It was meant to be the white collar in your avatar.
Aye, I am a barbarian & live in a cave, so I onlay hae wee bursts ae candle light tae work by which a get ma fellae barbarian brothers tae hold up fir me so be grateful or we will come and hunt ye doon!

(its also clubs and branches but never mind).
Glad ye liked it shur.