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Old 05-12-2009, 07:54 PM   #25 (permalink)
Kevorkian Logic
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I loved it when my dad gave me the sex talk.

"Now you know about the birds and the bees, right?"
"What about them?"
"Well.. you know about... sex.. right?"
"Birds and Bees DO THAT together!?!?"
"....Just use condoms, yes?"
I now have strawberry shortcake all over my computer thanks to you.



oh, tumour. Your mom probably told you the theatre thing in response to you asking what a lesbian is because thesbians love the theatre. When I was like 7 my aunt called me a thesbian and I thought she was calling me a lesbian and I cried for like 3 hours.
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