Mods on 'Mods Most Likely To'...or, what the mods think of each other!
Janszoon
Mod Most Likely To:
Be Jackhammers long lost brother
Get along with everyone
keep the peace
deny the motherland
Write an acclaimed work of fiction.
win "nicest mod of the month" award. it's like employee of the month - for kind people!
Drop knowledge
unban you, if you ask very nicely.
Post in my threads when nobody else does
Not get into a serious argument
right-track
Mod Most Likely To:
Wind jackhammer up (jovially)
Delete your posts and ban you from the site (for non-spam reasons)
Fookin' ave it!
run a crime syndicate
Purge MB of Liverpudlians
laugh at your problems.
Rule with an iron fist
have been to shows that will make you jealous.
Get beaten up in Liverpool
Agree with Urban
Seltzer
Mod Most Likely To:
be shorter than jackhammer
Never start another thread again
Beat you to spammers
stab an orphan for the lunch money he just stole
be taller than sleepy jack
sleep with your mother
know exactly who you are, where you live, have your telephone number and know your entire internet history. Sherlock Holmes...eat yer heart out!
learn Mandarin.
Become a dotcom millionaire
Lurk behind the shadows
TheBig3KilledMyRainDog
Mod Most Likely To:
Be the most erudite and have the worst spelling
Make inappropriate or cynical jokes many won't get
Be cryptic.
Release an album called Master of Swordfishtrombones
vote for John Kerry twice.
Question your reasoning
be misunderstood and vilified by members with less than half his I.Q.
shop at Store24.
Become the 21st century's answer to James Joyce & have his writings interpreted for generations to come
Badmouth prog
toretorden
Mod Most Likely To:
Be far too organised
Infract yo ass.
know tinkerbell
Discover a new species.
have an intimate understanding of the moderator panel that rivals even it's creator in less than a week.
Moderate from a cave
be gang raped by sex starved polar bears while posting on the boards.
have been a pirate in a former life.
Take over the world from an igloo
Analize a simple argument to death
Urban Hatemonger
Mod Most Likely To:
to say C-U-N-T
Carry a grudge against you
Have a Tardis.
Vote against a band he spent last month praising to high heaven
Be the sharpest knife in the drawer.
somehow managed to have climbed up in the MB hierarchy.
hurt your feelings
breath new life onto the boards during a slump with a stunning thread idea. Always did...always will.
have that rare, lost classic album by that side project of that band you think you heard about once.
Use british slang
jackhammer
Mod Most Likely To:
Chat you up on MSN
Buy his adopted son (PMO) a pint
cost your bands revenue in sales by uploading your album to the web
Prepare a banquet for all the other mods.
call you his mate.
Actually listen to something you recommend
have an ego crisis meltdown and secretly hate 80% of his music collection.
befriend a newbie.
Remind you how much you like that obscure 80s metal band even though you hate to admit it
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