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Urban Hat€monger ? · 05-08-2009, 02:23 PM

What I shall be eating in a few minutes

Urban's Ultra Cool Beef Stroganoff

You will need.....

3 Small thin Minute Steaks
1 Small Onion
A couple of handfulls of mushrooms
Bottle White Wine
A Quarter of a pint of Cream

Cut the Steak into small cubes & fry them. When brown chop the onion and add them to the pan with a good splash of wine.

When they're cooked take them out of the pan , drain the meat juices back into it add another good splash of wine and fry the mushrooms.

When the mushrooms are cooked add the meat & onions back into the pan. Add salt & pepper , a nice sized glass of wine & the cream.

Stir it all in and then fuck off for 20/30 minutes while it simmers & reduces the sauce.

Eat with boiled rice , or for the fat cunt option with chips.

Serves 2 , or 1 if you are going for the fat cunt option.

Enjoy

05-08-2009, 02:23 PM	#43 (permalink)
Urban Hat€monger ? The Sexual Intellectual Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Somewhere cooler than you Posts: 18,605	What I shall be eating in a few minutes Urban's Ultra Cool Beef Stroganoff You will need..... 3 Small thin Minute Steaks 1 Small Onion A couple of handfulls of mushrooms Bottle White Wine A Quarter of a pint of Cream Cut the Steak into small cubes & fry them. When brown chop the onion and add them to the pan with a good splash of wine. When they're cooked take them out of the pan , drain the meat juices back into it add another good splash of wine and fry the mushrooms. When the mushrooms are cooked add the meat & onions back into the pan. Add salt & pepper , a nice sized glass of wine & the cream. Stir it all in and then fuck off for 20/30 minutes while it simmers & reduces the sauce. Eat with boiled rice , or for the fat cunt option with chips. Serves 2 , or 1 if you are going for the fat cunt option. Enjoy __________________ Urb's RYM Stuff Most people sell their soul to the devil, but the devil sells his soul to Nick Cave.