Here are some of my fav insults/exclamations:
Smeghead
Plonker
Barbara Streisand
Dunderhead
Wally
Tosspot
Berk
Muppet
Nitwit
Git
Twat
Prat
Munter
Fucking blowjob (so lame that there's actually no comeback for it)
Little bollocks
Gordon Bennett!
Sacre bleu!
By crikey!
Nom d'un chien!
Bloody hell!
Hells bells!
Feck!
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