Originally Posted by ElephantSack

Hey man, everybody's got different senses of humor. If the joke doesn't make you laugh, **** it. Shrug it off and move on. Its not like I'm at home slamming babies on concrete and ****ing little girls. They're just jokes. Some of them will work for ya, and some of 'em won't. So don't come in here and try to tell everybody "what a joke should be". That's ****in' prudish. Now, if ya like, I'll tell a clean joke that is sure to offend no-one.

What did the hat say to the hat rack?

You stay here. I'll go on a head.