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Originally Posted by anticipation
An Englishman, a Chinaman, a Mexican, and a Irishman are all on a hot-air balloon ride around the world. As the balloon travels over China, the Chinaman suddenly stands on the side of the basket and shouts "For China!" and jumps out of the balloon. The rest of the guys continue flying around the world. As the balloon travels over Mexico, the Mexican stands on the side of the basket like the Chinamen and shouts "For Mexico!" and jumps out of the balloon. Now it is just the Englishman and the Irishman. They remark to one another how it is foolish to commit suicide for one's country, and have no intentions of jumping. Then, as the balloon begins to fly over England, the Englishman shouts "For England!" and throws the Irishman out of the balloon.
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I've got a joke like that, only an American version.
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Texan and two Mexicans are on a small plane and its going down. They throw off all the luggage, unbolt all the seats and throw them off, and yet they still need to lose weight.
The Frenchman walks to the hatch and shouts, "Viva la France!" and jumps out. But they still need to lose weight.
So the Englishman walks up to the hatch and yells, "God Save the Queen!" and jumps out. But they're still a little heavy.
So the Texan yells, "Remember the Alamo!" and throws out the two Mexicans.