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Originally Posted by MURDER JUNKIE
^ I would wake up early and take you to church and then have a picnic in the park. Then I would drive out to the lake with you and read aloud to you from a book. Then I would take you out for something chicken-fried with biscuits and gravy, then take you back to your home and introduce myself to your folks and bid you a polite farewell.
j/k: I'd totally destroy you  |
Sometimes I think I'm the biggest perv on this site.
But then I remember you and posts like this. I guess it's not all bad being second place though.