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Originally Posted by The Monkey
Christ, this thread has grown fat.
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because when you can't talk to your parents about the birds and the bees (and the lube and the condoms you've used and the positions you've tried and the bones you may have broken and the semen caked in your hand that you for some reason forgot to wash and the ugly girls you did when you were drunk and the ugly girls you did when you weren't drunk but were desperate and the vaseline that mysteriously decreases in quantity every night) you can talk to mb members.