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04-16-2009, 08:50 PM

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Wife says, "if you want sex, pull my left breast, if you don't want sex pull my right breast."

Man says "Fine. If you want sex pull on my penis once, if you don't want sex pull on my penis 250 times."

How would that work if they're deaf?

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