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Old 04-16-2009, 08:41 PM   #162 (permalink)
Meph1986
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So there are two deaf people--husband and wife. They decide they need some way to communicate when they need or don't need sex so they decide on the following:

Wife says, "if you want sex, pull my left breast, if you don't want sex pull my right breast."

Man says "Fine. If you want sex pull on my penis once, if you don't want sex pull on my penis 250 times."
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