Barnard17

Maybe the avatar, maybe because I'm arguing the definition of fetish for no real reason, I don't deny that smart-alec wouldn't be a phrase that would go to waste on me ...

Girth based stimulation only, from my perspective (though not having a vagina may bias that). I'd be very impressed to meet a person with a tongue long enough and strong enough to be able to really do much for the g-spot. And while tongue ****ing isn't especially, bad to really have much effect I've found you'd need to be there for a while (which starts to ache) and it's generally time better spent on the clit. If the girl likes it, sure but I wouldn't advocate it especially. Not least because all too often I've hard girlfriends that, after I've been down on them, complain that their previous blokes mostly ignore the clit during oral and think their tongue must be as good as any penis.

Believe me, making a fuss and complaining about cooties is not my scene. However, vaginal lubricant is an acid (primarily because it helps to sterilise the vagina and prevent bacterial infections) and you can go to any length to clean before hand (which will help, a lot, and definitely get rid of that fishy smell) but once turned on the bad taste will start to return. Obviously, as with the taste of semen, it's very much diet based but I'm yet to taste a horny girl that tasted like chocolate and vanilla (no pun).

Not that I complain about it during. Hell, I expect her to take the same from me. It's all about the give and take.

I am aware .

Kegel exercises replicate this also. They've had the contractions during but I'm an exceptionally distrusting person regarding sex and never believe them no matter the extent they've gone to fake it I think the only time I'll believe is when I encounter a squirter.

That sounds an awful lot like multi-tasking ... See, I tell you men just can't compete

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