1. What are you doing this Easter?
Working.
2. Favourite Easter egg?
The kind with money inside.
3. Was Judas justified?
No, because I don't get holiday pay for working on Easter.
4. Do you have any family Easter traditions?
Church and breakfast.
5. Is the Easter bunny an agent of the devil and if so why?
Yes, where the hell is he getting all these eggs?
6. Post your Jesus lookalike curiosities.
