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Originally Posted by TheBig3KilledMyRainDog
God boo boo. Don't ever run for office, thats a terrible attitude.
Pull yourself up by your boot straps son. Try this...
1. In sales we discuss finding the buyers pain. See what she wants. And god help you if shes one of those girls who tries to fix guys, then you're screwed.
2. Bad Jokes. They're a slam dunk. Ignore the hype. Nerds win, just don't be socially akward.
3. Never give her compliments directly. Thats pandering. Always casually mention them to her friends as if they're no big deal.
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I have already been doing all 3, though I don't get to see her as often as I wish, I still want to learn more about her.
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One seems like begging, the other seems like an honest commentary that didn't have a hidden agenda. Like ****ing her brains out. Which I assume you want to do. I know the rest of the guys here considered it.
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You're a real charmer aren't you?
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FAIL. HOLY GOD FAIL.
You're never gunna win **** with that attitude my friend. Its time to get ****y. No one has the time to care after sad sacks.
And where did this moral bull**** come from? You sound like my father. Being a good guy doesn't win you a damn thing. No one gives you a medal at 40 for being an hoenst ****.
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I'm not an abrasive person, so pretending to be abrasive because chicks like it is probably a really bad idea.
I don't want to pretend to be something I'm not, women figure that kinda stuff out and it's one thing I know they don't like.
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This marine guy, he isn't a friend of yours. Its time to play hardball, get in there.
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I want to try and be real good friends with her first. And if Sargent Buzzcut ever gets out of the picture.....
This will inevitably end in embarassing failure, but at least I'll try.
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Originally Posted by adidasss
^^ That is so fucking patronizing.
How about a reality check? She's engaged to a marine, what are the chances she's EVER gonna fall for a bespectacled prog nerd/whimp? I say you should move on.... :\
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Thank you for your honesty but, goddamn, what a kick to the balls.
And I'd also like to note that sort of qualifies as patronizing too. Some chicks like nerds do they not?