I don't know how funny this will be but I heard it on the radio the other day:
A guy and girl are sitting in a car reading. A police officer driving by notices the car on the side of the road and decides to check and find out why they're parked there. He walks over to the drivers window and asks the guy, "how old are you?", the guy replys "I'm 24". Then the policeman asks the girl her age, she replies "I'm 15" and the guy quickly finishes by saying "but she is 16 in 12 minutes!".
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