Originally Posted by GravitySlips

there's one guy in my flat, a total stoner, who's the worst. He's lost his keys too, but refuses to get a new set, and he's always appearing at ridiculous times in the morning, out his mind, and ringing the buzzer to get in, much to the general chagrin of the other 11 flatmates. And if he doesn't get in, he comes to my window (since I'm the one he knows best in the flat due to many smoking sessions) and pounds it til I wake up. I think he's due an ass-kicking if it happens again.