1. What did your parents say?
Get out of the bed, and find a job!
2. Why did you do it?
Well, it seemed like a good idea...
3. What the hell is that?
I swear, it's not mine...
4. When will it all end?
Don't know, no-one does,...the future is unwritten
5. Turn your head 90 degrees left and describe what you are seeing...
My TV, Rovers v Spurs is on, 0-1 at half-time...
6.
and Jesus replied: "I've got a bike, you can ride it if you like.
It's got a basket, a bell that rings
And things to make it look good.
I'd give it to you if I could, but I borrowed it. "