jibber

1. What did your parents say?
I'll believe ya when me shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbet.
2. Why did you do it?
Desperation is a stinky cologne.
3. What the hell is that?
Holy shit, it's a cool winnebego!
4. When will it all end?
Sing it again, rookie biatch!
5. Turn your head 90 degrees left and describe what you are seeing...
Evil shenanigans!
6.
...
"I'm OK... but I can't say the same for these white devils."

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What you've done becomes the judge of what you're going to do -- especially in other people's minds. When you're traveling, you are what you are right there and then. People don't have your past to hold against you. No yesterdays on the road.
William Least Heat Moon, Blue Highways

Your toughest competitor lives in your head. Some days his name is fear, or pain, or gravity. Stomp his ass.

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