Two vampires walk into a bar, one of them orders a glass of hot water. The other turns to him in confusion and asks "Why did you order water?" Smiling the vampire pulls out a tampon with a fresh stain of blood and places it in the glass stirring it with his finger.
"I was in the mood for tea tonight."
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-John Martyn
Last edited by Terrible Lizard; 03-31-2009 at 10:19 PM.
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