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Originally Posted by nonsubmissivewife
A friend of mine once told me to "Quit being so cynisistic". (I think it might be "cynical" and "sarcastic"...)
One of my fave came from co-worker though. I overheard him on the phone telling a vendor to "Stick your head up your ass and kiss mine!". Wha?
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This one isn't stupid, just a slip of the tongue, but my wife was talking about her old hatchback car one time and she called it a "hunchback" which caused me and my mother-in-law to burst into uncontrollable fits of laughter for the next 20 minutes or so.