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**Janszoon** · 03-09-2009, 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Bane of your existence

Man, I can actually visualize the GOP "think tank"
An actual underground bunker with fifteen or so 60+ yr old white guys going "they want black people apparently, Tom, where can we find a negro?"
"I've got just the guy."
"Right, so black guy check, now youthful sex symbol. Man, where's this country going? Richardson, you still got that Palin on stand-by?"
"Check"

6 months later

"Dammit Richardson, what happened?? Ok scrap the Palin plans. I MEAN WE NEED YOUNG."
"You don't mean... but he's not ready!"
"bring out the boy..."

I always pictured a GOP think tank to be a large glass tank, hooked up to a bunch of victorian-era machinery, with a bunch of brains swimming around in it who communicate with their caretakers via psychic brainwaves.