because i too am bored
1) i grew up in a tiny little texas down, population 3,000,.....
2) i'm addicted to starbucks,.....i drink a double tall, 1 pump white mocha, two pump cinn dolce, nonfat, no whip, extra foam latte,......OR quad espresso over ice with two splenda and soy,......in the mornings i crave their pumpkin loaf
3) i'm in love with a married man
4) my favorite color is orange
5) i smoke half a pack of virgina slim ultra lights a day,....a pack if i'm goin to the bar
6) my hair is naturally curly, but i conform to the beauty standards of today and straighten it,...which is bad
7) every morning i have to listen to the allman brother's sweet melissa atleast once while i'm gettin ready
8) i competed in 3 day eventing and dressage from the time i was 8 until i was 14
9) i stopped competeing after my best friend and ridding partner, emily died and havent been in a show ring since,......sometimes i miss it
10) i always have a fly rod in the car and a box of flies in my purse
11) i'm obsessed with texas history
12) i went over two years without speaking to either of my parents once,....
13) i read three books at a time
14) i get sick all winter long,...some of it i think is mental because i hate the winter so much
15) someday i will live in a tree house in chile and it will be like my own ewok kingdom
16) i was raised by two polygraph examiners
17) i go to weddings just for the cake
18) when i run i hear cadences in my head
19) my phone ringtones are always some variance of the rolling stones
20) i like to make up stories about people as they walk by
21) i used to disapear for months at a time without tellin anyone
22) i like to get drunk and watch fox news
23) i'm alittle obessed with office supplies
24) when i meet new people i like to throw out big lebowski quotes to see if they pick up on them,...when they do i know i'll be friends with those people
25) i have a journalism degree but i cant spell or write well
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i changed my mind; i changed my mind;now i'm feeling different
all that time, wasted
i wish i was a little more delicate
i wish my
i wish my
i wish my
i wish my
i wish my name was clementine - sarah jaffe
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