1. I've never been to France even though it's only 26 miles away.
2. The smell of Red Bull makes me vomit.
3. I once had sex with my boss's wife
4. I own a copy of every surviving episode of Dr Who since it's was first broadcast in 1963.
5. I also own every single Dr Who novel ever written (Approx 400)
6. I prefer watching Rugby League to football these days even though I don't support any particular team.
7. My favourite ice cream is mascarpone & black cherry with grated pistachio nuts.
8. My biggest guilty pleasure is watching wrestling even though I know it's completely stupid. But i'll poke fun at anyone who takes it seriously.
9. I can only smoke out of the right side of my mouth
10. I have a really dodgy left knee that just gives out with no warning . which is quite embarrassing when your walking down a crowded street.
11. I'm always having dreams where I can't move my neck or my fingers
12. My ideal holiday is being left alone to sleep in my own bed till whenever I want followed by reading loads of books. I don't do getting burnt on a beach somewhere , preferably with some good music in the background.
13. I've not drunk any alcohol in about 2 years. I still have booze in the cupboard from Xmas 2006.
14. Nostalgia irritates the crap out of me.
15. I follow politics but the thought of having a political debate with someone else bores the sh
it out of me , especially on the internet. And because it tends to bring out the worst in people.
16. I've never dated a blonde
17. I once made an ex girlfriend orgasm in a bar by blowing on her ear lobe.
18. I've not listened to about 50% of the albums on the Urban 100 since I originally wrote it.
19. The first Urban 100 that I wrote in 2001 had Alice Cooper's Billion Dollar Babies at No 1.
20. The first album I ever got was a K-Tel records compilation called Knuckle Sandwich when I was about 3 or 4 years old. Highlights include Jilted John , Showaddywaddy & Overkill by Motorhead.
21. First record I ever bought with my own money was Number Of The Beast.
22. I'd sell my mother to get some Husker Du bootlegs circa 82-84
23. I only joined musicbanter with the intention of being an obnoxious prick for a couple of hours while I waited for my girlfriend to come around so I could spend Xmas with her. I only stuck around here because she dumped me on Jan 2nd.
24. I fancy Lamb Jalfrezi for dinner but i'm all out of lamb
25. As long as I live I will never ever understand the appeal of Muse.