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Alfred · 02-14-2009, 10:46 AM

Five Finger Death Punch "My Dick Is Bigger"

Tracklisting:
1. My Dick is Bigger
2. I'll Beat the Shit Out of You
3. Small IQ, Big Dick
4. I Could Grow a Beard When I Was Eleven
5. Dork
6. You're Too Much Of a Pussy To Get Tatoos
7. I Could Take Hulk Hogan
8. I'll Beat the Shit Out of You (Reprise)
9. I'm Not Gonna Argue, I'll Just Beat You Up
10. I Could Grow Chest Hair at Fifteen
11. Anyone Who Listens To Country Is Gay

Review:

Five Finger Death Punch the most intense metal bands out there, and if you don't like this album, they'll hunt you down and then beat the shit out of you. The songs get repetetive and so do the riffs, but for a band who just brags about how manly they are, it's never boring. Their guitarist is so manly that he doesn't even have to pick any notes. My favorite track is I Could Grow Chest Hair at Fifteen because if you didn't already believe how masculine the members are, then this will certainly prove it to you.

This album gets a 10/10 from me because I don't want to get beat up.

Since they've decided that music videos are for pussies, here's a song from their last album:

02-14-2009, 10:46 AM	#86 (permalink)
Alfred one big soul Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Canada Posts: 5,096	Five Finger Death Punch "My Dick Is Bigger" Tracklisting: 1. My Dick is Bigger 2. I'll Beat the Shit Out of You 3. Small IQ, Big Dick 4. I Could Grow a Beard When I Was Eleven 5. Dork 6. You're Too Much Of a Pussy To Get Tatoos 7. I Could Take Hulk Hogan 8. I'll Beat the Shit Out of You (Reprise) 9. I'm Not Gonna Argue, I'll Just Beat You Up 10. I Could Grow Chest Hair at Fifteen 11. Anyone Who Listens To Country Is Gay Review: Five Finger Death Punch the most intense metal bands out there, and if you don't like this album, they'll hunt you down and then beat the shit out of you. The songs get repetetive and so do the riffs, but for a band who just brags about how manly they are, it's never boring. Their guitarist is so manly that he doesn't even have to pick any notes. My favorite track is I Could Grow Chest Hair at Fifteen because if you didn't already believe how masculine the members are, then this will certainly prove it to you. This album gets a 10/10 from me because I don't want to get beat up. Since they've decided that music videos are for pussies, here's a song from their last album: __________________ LAST.FM / VINYL COLLECTION / RYM Last edited by Alfred; 02-14-2009 at 10:54 AM.