a duck goes to a restaurant and asks "do you serve ducks?" and the waitor says "sure, what sauce?"
a hamburger walks into a bar and the bartender says "im sorry, we dont serve food here."
a guy is driving his car to the nearest city and sees a sign that says "watch for fallen rocks." he keeps driving, and he spots some fallen rocks on the side of the road. he goes out and picks them up, puts them in his car, and drives away.
when he reaches the city, he takes out his rocks, goes to the nearest building, and drops the fallen rocks onto the front desk. then he says "ok, here's some fallen rocks. now where's my watch?"
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