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Old 01-24-2009, 01:42 PM   #18 (permalink)
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5: Unnecessary Doors



There are a set of double doors in my college that completely defy any logic or reasoning. They swing backwards and forwards, like doors you see in the kitchen of a restaurant. They are also very big doors that, if hit full force with one, would send you flying through one of the opposing windows. I have been hit with these doors seven times and counting, and once i have had my leg stuck between both of them.

It is completely ridiculous that doors in such a frequently used part of the college would be so heavy yet so agile - like a camoflauged elephant.

Another example of this would be revolving doors, shown in the photo. The amount of times I get stuck in these because of ridiculous children jamming them shut just to piss EVERYONE off. Seriously. There's one in my local shopping centre that is ALWAYS broken because of this, and what makes it even more unnecessary is the fact that because the revolving doors are disabled so much, they have built two regular doors either side of it.
To this day, one of my favorite things to do is to hit the little handicap button while people are in those revolving doors.
It slows the doors down, and smacks them in their face.
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