In Massachusetts an old ordinance declares goatees illegal unless you first pay a special license fee for the privilege of wearing one in public.
Also in Massachusetts no gorilla is allowed in the back seat of any car.
In Pennsylvania any motorist driving along a country road at night must stop every mile and send up a rocket signal, wait 10 minutes for the road to be cleared of livestock, and continue.
In Chicago it is legal to protest naked in front of city hall as long as you are under seventeen years of age and have legal permits.
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