Surell

All three of mine are great:

1. Tristan

The exclusive #500th Pokemon made for Pokemon: Jesus Editon. You have to accept Jesus as your savior to unlock Tristan, who is located in Jerusalem. You can only catch Tristan with a Jew Ball, which is recieved when you defeat the Muslim Infidels, earlier in the crusade. Tristan is level 95, making him the strongest Pope in the game.

"Yeah, I tried catching Tristan with my Charzard. ****ing Pope spilled holy water on it KO'ing it."

2. Tristan

A Man with not only a large penis, but a healthy set of balls to boot. Always a caring lover in the sense that he will continue to the point of his own orgasm.

Girl #1: Yeah i met this boy last night, when i got him naked i was really impressed, unfortunately he was a stereotypical tristan.
Girl #2: Atleast you got to enjoy his large organ for a minute, atleast he wasn't a jordan

3. Tristan

Definition 1:
A homosexual male who becomes aroused by the feel and taste of the ejaculant from a 14 year old boy
Also soaly jacks off to enjoy the taste of his own sperm.

Definition 2:
To fill a average size cup with ejaculant and pooring it over the face and genitals of a 14 year old male.

you are such a poofter! you are the biggest tristan ive ever seen

hey he pulled a tristan with his boy friend last night! they both were covered in it!

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