Too good to ever come true, but ff that did happen, I'd be still laughing into the new year.
Of course the only solution to the Scouse problem that would satisfy me entirely, would be the complete demise of LFC into football obscurity.
Which gives me the perfect excuse to tell my favourite Scouse joke, laced with bleak and classic dour Manc humour.
Q: What is the ideal weight of a Scouser?
A: About three pounds, including the urn.
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