The JAYJAMJAH MotherPucking NHL Power Rankings
1. Detroit - Hossa, Zetterberg, Datsuyk and Lidstrom are arguably four the leagues top 10 players. Lost on opening night but are undefeated in regulation since.
2. San Jose - The Sharks, like the Wu Tang Clan are nothing to Fu
ck wit. Physical and fast, balanced with Thornton, MArleau and Setaguci up front and Boyle and Erhoff on the blue line.
3. New York Rangers - Surprise of the season so far. Gomez and Naslund look replenished and ready. As good as Lundquivst has been Goalie is still an issue I think.
4. Montreal - Probably the best team in the East when all is said and done. Koivu is an ageless freak he and Tanguay and Letrendesse have melded well. Markov is a beast and Price is one of the best in net.
5. Minnesota - Mietennen is lighting the lamp with a fervor lately, and Mikko Koivu is the league's top assist man so far. Backstrom is carrying the load in net thus far but they are still having to win too many one goal games