My lil'cuz about my cockatiel: How do you brush his tooth?
My son, wanting a holster: i need a gun pocket!
Approx 297 people, asking about the monkey: What does it eat?
Me: Purina Monkey Chow
Them: ROFL Purina doesn't make Monkey Chow!
(Yeah, they really do!)
i go to the office products dept at WalMart, shopping for a multi-machine, talk to this Worker for about 5 mins, trying to explain, give up, let her go, figure it out for myself.
30 mins later, i'm standing in line, and she walks up to me and says: Don't i know you from somewhere?
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