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Hi I'm Rivers Cuomo

i used to make good music that people actually cared to listen to and then i got famous and said "**** it i can coast on mainstream pop garbage for the rest of my career" so my band came out with "beverly hills" then we i came out with a ****ty solo album so people would think i was still "indie rock" which they might have if it didnt have a ****ing ice cube cover on it

then of course weezer made the pork and beans video so we could cover the fact thats its one of our worst songs by throwing a bunch of random youtube phenoms into it

i married an asian just so my band would appeal on the other side of the world

i used to have horn rimmed glasses and a bowl cut with solid color tees but now im all plaid and mustached so i can be as much against fashion as possible

i contributed to a movie about alternative religion in a prison just so convicts and buddhists would like my music

im so self concius that i got surgery so my legs would be the same length

in summary everything that ive done in my life has just been to aqquire more fame because im a prick

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