The I'm A Bigger Prick Than You thread
I am Pete Doherty
I am a bigger prick than you because I read poetry as if it is my own creation, and I look into the cameras with a wide eyed & blank face signifying my inner beauty. I write on my walls with romantic statements to show how I am truly one of the world's modern day poets. I need not learn guitar, because if I did, I wouldn't be as cool. I started off quite well but then hit the media spotlight and produced a second album with my ****ty band that contained lyrics such as the corker 'I never said it was clever/I just like getting leathered.' I am nothing but a commercialised vagrant, yet I seem to think I am the height of English charm. In interviews I leave a 25 second pause between each sentence. Drugs are cool.
Who are you?
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