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Originally Posted by jackhammer
New one for ya:
I hate smiling.
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You're one of those bastards that looks younger with the shaved head. Damn you and your genetics. I have to keep the hair on the side like I am Sam Effing Eagle or something, were the specs to make me look more smart then nuts and dress extra sophisticated just to blend it.
It also helps if I carry a briefcase in one hand and a folded newspaper under my arm.