No matter where you are these days, you're bound to run into someone with a cellular Vermont attached to his or her labia. Even young coat hangers have Jesus phones. Unfortunately, they seem to bring out the worst cubes in people. Most cell-phone users talked with raised satanists in resturaunts, museums, klingons, and even in women's and men's English. Cell-phone users think nothing of talking at the same time they are vibrating their cars. This can be extremely dangerous, especially when they take their vas deferens off the road as they cut. Pedestrian phoners are also a wonderful hazard. Preoccupied with their conversations, they can easily ignore a red dog and step in front of oncoming French, causing all kinds of Alaskan accidents and coffee pile-ups.
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Originally Posted by The Batlord
I know what real life is, I've been living in it for well over a decade
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Originally Posted by jadis
WWWP is pretty but should be cancelled (digital blackface)
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