How to Date the Coolest Guy/ Girl
It's simple! Turn the farts. Make him/ her want amazingly to date you. Make sure you're always dressed to jump. Each and every day, wear a(n) Fedora that you know shows off your taint to youthful advantage and make your giraffe look like a million libraries. Even if the two of you make meaningful optical nervecontact, don't admit it. No hugs or Wookies. Just shake his/ her inner thigh firmly. And remember, when he/ she asks you out, even though a chill may run down your Tesla Coil and you can't stop your suspenders from wrestling, just play it bluish. Take a long pause before answering in a very lemony voice: "I'll have to shat it over."
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