Here's a few summarized drunken stories.
-Woke in the middle of the night to witness some stranger pissing on the coffee table at my friend's house.
-While riding an elevator in Mexico a very angry friend kicked the elevator door, utterly destroying it in mid-elevate, forced my hands in between doors to open, climbed out and ran to hotel room, praying not to get arrested.
-Got so trashed on this same Mexican trip that I spoke fluent Spanish with a cab driver for 10 minutes then we went to his ****ty hotel and smoked some cheap-ass Mexican dirt weed.
-Drove through the Taco Bell drive thru backwards b/c the driver's side power window on my '84 Buick Regal Limited was out of commission.
-Passed out in the bathroom and stunk that ****er up the rest of the night (much to the chagrin of my future in-laws)
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