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Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon
One of my best friends asked me: "How old is a deer before it turns into an elk?"
And another:
Me: Dude, who cut this pizza, Hellen Keller?
Friend: Haha, I don't get it.
Me: Are you serious...?
Friend: Isn't she a model or something... why can't models cut pizza?
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haha, wow. Don't you hate when people don't get the simplest jokes? Then you have to explain it and it just ruins the joke. Then you're mad at your friend all night.
One of my friends said that some of Behemoth's material sounds like old Cradle of Filth. I haven't heard anything before "Cruelty and the Beast," so I can't vouch for that, but my friend thinks of Midian as "old" Cradle of Filth.
Same person was also listening to my guitarist play an Immortal song, and he said, "That's too dynamic," without bothering to elaborate or anything. We honestly believe he has no clue what the word "dynamic" means.