I'm apparently a very entertaining drunk.
To recap from just last night:
-made out with my friend for 5 min.
-Broke into someone's house and stole a driver (I don't remember this)
-Blacked out and woke up still drunk in my friend's backyard to some kids with a slip n slide
-Called my friend to let me in said house saying "James, I'm outside, I have a golfclub, these kids are pissing me off, let me in."
-All tis with no clothes
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