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Originally Posted by glm
Yeah, I have a pet dog and he's always licking himself and all that, as dogs do and he's still got his balls. To cut a long story short, I sleep in the nude (more comfortable, y'know) and my mom left the kitchen door open, he got out and I woke up with him humping me. I don't think he actually got inside or anything, but I wanna know if it's possible if he had any STDs that I could of caught them, I mean, he does lick his butt hole then his ****... if anyone has any experience (like a vet or something) please post.
Thanks
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I've woken up with a few dogs in my time, but not the canine variety.
Suggestions to avoid it happening again;
1. Don't sleep in the nude
2. Tell your 'mom' to keep the kitchen door shut.
3. Never sleep with a dog on a first date.
4. Shoot the dog.
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Originally Posted by glm
Can I get any infections?
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There's a strong possibility you may have contracted distemper.
I'm afraid you may have to spend some time in quarantine...about 3 months.
If your parents can't afford the medical bills they could have you put down. Good luck.