Did you ever think as a hearse goes by,
that you may be the next to die?
They wrap you up in a big white sheet,
and bury you about six feet deep
They put you in a big black box,
and cover you up with dirt and rocks,
and all goes well for about a week,
and then the coffin begins to leak.
The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out.
The ants play pinochle on your snout
They eat you eyes, they eat your nose,
they eat the jelly between your toes
A great big worm with with rolling sides,
crawls in your stomach and out your eyes,
Your stomach turns a slimy green,
and puss pours out like whipping cream
You wipe it up with a piece of bread
and that's what you eat when you are dead
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