My favorite one
I was headed home with some friends one night and we kept noticing this same cop following us. So We stopped and got gas and sure enough he filled up right behind us. So we got in the car and drove away and about 4 minuites later sure enough the cop pulled us over. He walks up to the door.
cop "do you know why I pulled you over"
me "no, not really. I noticed you following me all night but I didnt know we did anything wrong"
cop "Not yet technically but Im puling you over for suspicion"
me "suspicious of what"
Cop " I saw you pull into the gas statoin parking lot and turn around I think you might hav been ditching something"
me "I was getting gas"
cop "after that"
me "after that i left"
cop "thats enough get out of the car and pop your trunk, the rest of you guys can get out too"
Well i think you get the idea after that he kept us around and searched us all for abou an hour questioning us trying to find anything to peg us with. he ran the plates on the car whih was my sisters and tried to accuse me of stealing it so we had to call her. About an hour of putting up with the cops crap he finally pulled out a pen and started writing a ticket. I asked him what for and he said it was bacause I was wearing sunglases at night while driving. I just wanted to get out of there so I took the crap ticket and left. I argued the ticket in courrt a couple weeks later and easily won but the whole thing still pissed me off. By the way the ticket was suppose to be like $170 for driving with and obstrustion or something.
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