sleepy jack

Conversations with a Muse Fan

ethan: Muse is going to have a 15 minute space-rock solo on there next album
ethan: how pretentious
Muse Fan: umm
Muse Fan: they are a space-rock band
ethan: then why state its a space-rock solo?
ethan: surely if they're space-rock it's implied the solo will be too?
Muse Fan: maybe if you weren't an indie fag, you would understand
ethan: what's there to understand?
Muse Fan: no point in explaining
ethan: why not?
Muse Fan: you wouldn't get it
ethan: why not?
ethan: announcing youd like to get a 15 minute solo in our album reeks of pretentious dream theater-esque crap to me
Muse Fan: what is wrong with dream theater?
ethan: LOL
Muse Fan: let me guess
Muse Fan: you hate the prog part
ethan: I hate the shitty music part
Muse Fan: why do indie fags hate prog music
Muse Fan: is it because it is technical and you only play 3 chords?
ethan: they hate prog? Battles was hyped as hell in indie circles last year.
Muse Fan: lol but you hate it
ethan: I don't hate prog, I like Krautrock and Pink Floyd
Muse Fan: i've never heard of Krautrock i bet they suck.
ethan: AND I BLOCK YOU

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